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<strong>&quot;I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em> 

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<strong>&quot;I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>  

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<strong>&quot;There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. 
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<strong>&quot;The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;It is not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>

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<strong>&quot;I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much, of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.&quot;</strong><br /><em>Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)</em>